good bye
take care
four words
point noted
accepted
few things rued
i am screwed
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- madhavan
- Lately, for some inexplicable reason, I find a ferocious energy coursing through me. Words, which I looked on in apprehension, have become prolific and inviting. However, this has led to me breaking the peace of long lost acquaintances with 1000 word emails on all kinds of idiocy. Some have taken the wise recourse of blocking me from their mails and mobiles, others have politely written back with 'unsubscribe' in subject line. Though extremely thickskinned, obtuse and persistent, I finally had to swallow the message when there was nary a soul left to hear my rantings worth-their-weight-in-gold-platings. And so, on a wicked Monday afternoon, when housewives slept and children returned from school, this blog came into being... It must be immediately apparent to you that by being here, you are in the process of a monumental waste of time but please leave your comments. Say something nice and I will buy you a chocolate. Say something nasty and I will wonder how come you know me so well
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ahem.
does that mean no more blog posts? :p
now why would ya get that idea...it could mean no more job, no more newspaper, no more milk, no more memories, no more news gathering allowance, no more many many things...why would ya zoom in on blog posts though i admit the novelty is beginning to wear off and i am getting increasingly bored but then i was this way since i can remember enyhting and i am still alive aint i
oh
ah
OoOoh
ahhhhAHAaaa
Ahem!
u're givin me ideas now
'ahem' does not really go with it.
but then it takes all kinds...
Mmmmmh
Hmmmmm
if my school principal reads this, i am trouble.
what campaign are you working on at present or is that a state secret
r u in school?
i thot u were 30 something!
oh sheesh i dont wanna talk to small lil boys... no... eeeks... gawd!
mummy mummy she is not talking to me.
mummy mummy she is not talking to me.
SHHHH
finger on ur lips
I'll complain to ur mommy!
it's mummy for me, not mommy, you she-bully.
teacher teacher she asking me to put finger on lips
teacher teacher she asking me to put finger on lips
ok wotever.
Here take this lolipop and sit tight n quiet or else i'll tell ur teacher n mom that u were trying to look under my skirt
why, what's there...another lollipop!!!
*snatches the first lolipop*
teacher teacher she took my lollipop
mummy mummy she took my lollipop
teacher teacher she took my lollipop
mummy mummy she took my lollipop
Hmm... lolipop tastes good
i wanna it
i wanna it
gimme that
*snatches the bloody lollipop*
*eats its along with plastic*
*thumbs nose*
*noses thumb*
poor hungry boy
ur mommy must be a bad cook
did i tell u i cook reeeeally well?
i cant stand good food. and dont lie, i know all about your cooking.
and my mom is a bad cook but i make the greatest chicken curry in the whole damn world
and just because i got your lollipop, dont get all worked up now
and since i had the last word i am going now. i got work breathing down and inside me. and how much are they paying you to get me sacked?
hmmmph... now someone's being pricey as well
no really. i gotta scoot. i have an interview to do plus havta finish today's quota of writing. o.w. you know what a pleasure it is to sit and talk nonsense with ya
ya ya i kno
:(
hey, i make the best chicken curry too...
u kno, me too a mallu...
lol! :))))
man i just turned vegitarian 6 months ago. so less chances of me poisoned my humbl devil's curry.
man mallu's have the worst english accent. but got to love the music though.
ok i don't want to interupt on madhavan - j's love moment here but just dropped by to say -
"good bye take care" what the hell is up with that. hey if you have an internal conflict well get over it, you are 21 now. if not keep it to yourself and rot for the rest of your life. but don't look at me with those eyes of bottomless purity and smile like you just want to let it all go and run to me 'dil se' style and put you hand on my head and say "good bye take care" .
what am i to think? the point it i shouldn't be thinking!!!! i shouldn't be. right? oh come on, if are going to disappear from my world even before you even so much as touch my world then just leave already!!!
stop making me think. and wonder. stop wondering , its bad for you. just leave already. i never cared you know. oh man, i can't stand this. " good bye take care" . no. why? why did you have to say that? why? why didn't you just shut up? why did you ever day that in the first place.
so should i now just pretend and not notice? why am i not able to pretend?
"good bye take care" he said. and i just signed
sorry guess, i just had to vent. sorry madhavan i brust on your blog, but happens happens right. if i can't tell my stupid worthless pathetic, pretentions to strangers than whom can i talk to right. so thank you for bearing with me.
and here is a piece of advice, stay away from such words. you understand. its not good for an 18 year old's mind. keep it simple. and hear no evil, see no evil, and definitely say no evil.
dear ravali:
all that sleep has made you nuts.
completely loco.
completely cuckoo.
and by all means use this space. i am not paying for it, so what the hell.
btw, you didnt make one whit of sense to me and that makes me proud of you.
and dont thank me for bearing with you. that makes it looks like we colluded in this. i confess i had no knowledge of this otherwise i would have added my own two bits to this nonsense
and what in the name of god and the humble devil was all that about.
and i am not 18-yr-old, dont you dare call me an 18-yr-old again.
and i am all anxious now. i will have to produce some really good nonsense to beat what you have written.
it was a pure masterpiece, i will grant.
but dont for a moment think that i am not up to it. for i am not giving up this title to anyone, least of all an 18-yr-old
dear humble devil:
you have kind of confirmed what i always suspected - the devil is a Malayalee.
Alas, my Malayalee brother, you might make a damn good chicken curry but it is not the best chicken curry because you have not tasted my chicken curry. It's the best and you can ask the chickens. Even they are dying to me in my curry. (that's a damn funny joke, so funny that I am loling left and right loling right and left)
well madhavan,
i wasn't talking about you or humbl devil. actually.
i was talking about the _______ who disturbed my pleasant unconsciousness that i call sleep. so when i read your little piece about yhr four words. it just erupted this frustration i had been having with this one _______ that i should actually completely ignore, if i know what is good for my health. i should just pretend like i saw nothing.
the reason that piece of nonsense was so much crap because i was merely releasign all my emotions about a certain ________ incident. that had no beginning or end.
now i wasn't and will never ever tell you what that nothing is. or what it is that those four words reminded me of because i can't say. and also because i don't know myself what it really was about.
so bottom line... i was talking about a certain nothing that has been really really bothering me but i don't know what it is. and those four words you wrote have everything to do with it.
so you are not an acomplice in this nonsense. you don't get any credit for my misery.
there. happy.
dear ravali:
my opinion remains unchanged. i still think you are nuts and you are getting better and better. life is tough when you are 18 eh. what luck i escaped
dear anu-san:
I call you Anu-san because san is Japanese for ji in Hindi, like anuji, like anu-san. And i dont have a clue why I called you Anu-san. Dont mull too much over it, it's just one more irrational thing that I done
is that right? you escaped?
oh how unfortunate. you have my grievances. better luck next life.
as for i, live it up to the worst. you know, time well wasted.
yeah, but look at it like this. at least you got neurobiology on yer side.
hahaha, thats the good news????
the best i could think of for the moment. give me a year or two and i will come up with something else
its sad, but its true
looks like nobody misses me here... i think i'll shuddup n scoot :(
so what's with all this sadness around in the merry season? is it a girl thing bcoz i can smell even a whiff of it
yeah it is.
i havent had breakfast.
mommy's not in town.
serves you right for selling cigarettes to 14-yr-olds
i jus had some yuuummmmmmmmy christmasy rum cake now at the risk of adding an inch/pound, which means santa loves me, which means, i havent been that bad this year afterall, which means i'm gonna get all that i asked for in that list, which means i'm extremely happy, which mean, i'm gonna make more lives miserable! Yippeee!
whys he stopped gving stuff inside socks and all. rum cake, now eh. no wonder the old fella is so rounded in the middle.
ravali: well, mallu's don't have the worst accent but the funniest one...
and if you can share your frustrations with us strangers, then you can also tell us who this nothing is...definitely it's a 21yr old guy or r u who's 21...but you can always add to that...
hehe...
btw, why do you keep deleting stuff on your blog...
i delete for the heck of it.
come to think of it, i live my life in that manner as well.
to play out this whole elaborate scene of inner saga that we do in such small ways as blogging and then wipe it out of memory and of being a self as though it was never even there, gives it the value it truely possess.
kind of like
and when Spring herself when she woke at dawn,
would scarcely know we were gone...
right? no? didn't get one word of what i said? good, cause it means nothing.
will say only this...
hav ya watched eternal sunshine of the spotless mind...
;-))
i mean to watch it but no not yet
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